Monday, May 21, 2007


Brian: Mom, did you just fart?

Me: Yes Brian, women fart too. You did realize that, right?

Brian: Well, I knew mom's did, but I didn't think women did.


  1. Hmmm well.... What exactly did he think women did instead?

  2. Hee. I used to lead college pre-orientation trips, and I once had a male student from a small town in Louisana (18yo, very bright and well-educated) who had absolutely no idea that women ever farted. He honestly believed that it was one of those male physiological things that had no female equivalent.

  3. I love it! Unfortunately, my kids know me too well to ever ask that question.


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