Talked to the social worker

I told her that I wasn't sure where my girl-crazy boy was, figuratively speaking, couldn't be sure what he had done or might do but that I thought he was playing with fire and was thinking about buying the fire suits...

...so to speak.

She agreed.

She also recommended conversations about how much trouble a woman scorned or pregnant could cause for a minor wanting OFF probation.

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Oh, and just to keep life interesting? All this started with a conversation with Brian in which we were talking about his abstinence-only healthy class. I quizzed him to make sure he really did know the rest of the information and then told him that I wanted him to know that I didn't think he should be having sex any time soon. He responded. "Oh don't worry. I'm not. Not until I'm at least sixteen."