Overheard

Brian to Gary, "You know, if you put an alligator clip on a joint it really hurts."

Suddenly I am listening.

"If you put it on a finger it doesn't hurt, but it hurts on your joints."

Me: "What are you talking about?"

Brian, "This alligator clamp, you know, that holds the bag of chips shut. If you put it on your finger joint it hurts. What did you think I said?"

"Something else."