Gary on Girls

Just yesterday Gary announced that he figured out the secret to "handling" women: chocolate.

Today we had this conversation.

"Is [Andrew] going to bring back the spare phone?"

"Why, do you need it?"

"Yes. [Girlfriend] wants me to give this one back."

"Why?"

"She's mad at me."

"What happened?" (Yes I'm nosey like that.)

"She's not talking to me. She got mad and said, 'well, I just won't talk to you then.' Then I said, 'Okay. I can live a couple of days without talking to you.' I guess that was the wrong response because I haven't heard from her in four days and now she wants to phone back."

"So the chocolate plan won't get you out of this one?"

"I don't have any more money left, but I think it is probably better to stay out of trouble to begin with."

Growing up is hard.